Left 4 Dead 2 Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.

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FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.

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LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.

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ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.

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CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

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CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.

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A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

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HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.

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HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

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STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.

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THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

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STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

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DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.

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ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.

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DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.

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BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.

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ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.

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SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

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THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.

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CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.

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SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.

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CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.

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TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

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BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

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PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.

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MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.

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RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.

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WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.

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BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.

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VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.

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GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

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SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

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WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

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QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

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BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.

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RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.

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GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.

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A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

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SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

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MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.

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LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.

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BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

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HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.

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GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.

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CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

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SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

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GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

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FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

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GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.

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STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

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TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.

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WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

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TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.

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GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.

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MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.

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FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.

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KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.

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KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.

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CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.

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PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.

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SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".

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KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.

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BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.

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CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.

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SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

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STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.

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CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

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GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.

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ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.

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THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.

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STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.

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THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

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GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.

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ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.

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I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.

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ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

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SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.

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FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

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FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.

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THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

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LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.

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GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.

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ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.

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SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

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ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

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PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.

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THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

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Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!

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POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears

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HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

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A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map

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LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.

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KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.

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SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

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NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.

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THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

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THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.

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GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.

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